don't quit, don't even quit.

Learning to hate Curtis Granderson is going to take some effort. He puts cabbage in his hat when the weather gets hot! #openingday

Theo, even the most well-oiled #runprevention defensive machine can’t prevent back-to-back homers. #openingday

Oh great, a sac fly. #runpreventionmachine #openingday

Wow, the Eck really over-did it in the tanning booth getting ready for Opening Day. Mullet looks like a glorious animal, though. #openingday

The defense behind Josh Beckett is looking so crisp, he might be forced to crack a smile. #openingday

DO was tripping over himself with glee to say “wake up the Great Bambino” there, but even he couldn’t fuck this entrance up. #openingday

Crowd giving extra-long ovation to Mikey Lowell = all class. #openingday

Honestly, until his name was announced, I completely forgot JD Drew existed. I guess I thought he’d died. #openingday

that’s my boyfriend

Josh Beckett went 5 innings, allowed 1 run, and struck out 9 today against the Pirates.

How many days ‘til opening day, again?

@thatsatommypoint

Last night during the Celtics broadcast, Mike and Tommy were talking about Dwight Howard being fined by the league for criticizing refs on his blog. Gorman started to speculate how many fines Tommy would have racked up if the internet had existed when he was a player. Would Tommy have even drawn a paycheck? Is there even enough money in the world?