don't quit, don't even quit.

CBS Pats/Dolphins Pre-Game Show: Wildcat? Wildcat. WILDCAT! WILDCAT! WILDCAT! Wildcat? Wildcat. WILDCAT! WILD. CAT. Wildcat.

Fell asleep last night during Cavs/Bulls game. Surprised all of LeBron’s screeching re: non-call at the end of the game didn’t wake me up.

Pagliuca’s senate campaign commercials = misguided. Ethics? Health care? Jobs? All ads should start: “FROM THE GUY WHO BOUGHT YOU KG ….”

Philly crowd chanting “YOU TOOK STEROIDS!” loud & strong 3 batters into bottom of 1st. Never been there, but think I would love that town.

That shot of Derek Jeter’s awkward head-bop during the “Empire State of Mind” pre-game performance summed up his ENTIRE HUMAN EXISTENCE.

ESPN.com’s Pedro-related headline reads “Daddy, I’m Home”. It’s vaguely dirty, slightly confusing, and I like it.

Probably best that Mike & Tommy are not announcing Celtics/Cavs game. Not sure I’m ready for Tommy’s reaction to seeing LEON on Cavs bench.

When I fall asleep watching Monday Night Football, I always sleep like a baby. Unfortunately, I’m probably going to die alone & unloved.

http://bit.ly/5HdHh ESPN stories about the Yankees’ ALCS are required to include pictures of Jason Varitek humping Alan Embree. <3

Phillies fans chanting “Beat LA! Beat LA!” I’m in favor of beating LA in all sports, all contexts, but it feels … weird.